First things first. In the world of Dungeons & Dragons, there is a magical item called The Deck Of Many Things. Most of these things are horrible. Like, really, really, really horrible. The kind of horrible that makes death seem merciful.
Naturally, on Critical Role, this falls into the hands of Grog, the resident barbarian with an intelligence of 6.
Nothing good can come of this.
Unless you happen to be a random drunk guy barfing in an alley.
Yeah. This happened. I’m just gonna let the video do the explaining.