Drugs Are Bad, M’Kay

To be totally honest, I have no idea how to even set this up. It’s just so… Scanlan.

Okay, so what happened was, Vox Machina was heading to the city of Ank’Harel, which was once home to a friend of theirs. Wanting to not get themselves thrown in prison, they asked their friend what they needed to know, and got a few basic lessons on etiquette and so forth. Their friend also asked them to pick up a spice that was common in that area, but unheard of where they were at that point.

Now, I’m not sure why, but Scanlan ends up assuming that this spice was actually some kind of illegal narcotic. Where he got the idea, I have no idea, but this is Scanlan, and Sam, we’re talking about, so odds are, he just wanted to buy drugs in the first place.

It leads to possibly one of the worst drug buys in history, and most of the party trying to figure out just exactly how they are suppose to take it.


Yeah, and by the way, it’s basically BBQ seasoning, not a drug. That’s right. Scanlan just paid 400 gold for BBQ seasoning, and later tried to take it anally. For real.

Some days, ya just gotta worry that these are the folks saving the world.


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